The Promotion Record of a Crown Princess Chapter 16

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Chapter 16: Bringing the Prince Back Home (8)

The room had a cold atmosphere. I felt as though my head was getting more and more dizzy, and it felt as if both the ground and the sky were spinning. I forcefully closed my eyes and then opened them again, yet both the ground and sky were still spinning……

A charming figure rushed towards me as they shouted loudly: “Crown Princess——”

The broken wine bottle in my hands was stolen by someone. I turned around to hug her waist. Mm, sweet scented and warm, thin and soft……it was Lu Li. My heart finally relaxed as I closed my eyes and said with a smile: “Lu Li, let’s both……go to sleep.”

After saying that, I slid my hand down her gentle and beautiful figure till I reached the back of her knee and forcefully tugged1. Lu Li didn’t so much as budge.

Ah, Lu Li ah Lu Li, you should really lose some weight. You look thin, but your weight really isn’t light. However, I know that you should never tell a woman they’re fat, and even saying well-developed was out of the question. Thus, I understandably chose to shut up, and just renewed my efforts……Lu Li made a noise of surprise as she was finally pulled off balance by me and I was also dragged down to the ground with her.

I laughed a lot, my laughter not stopping when my body was suddenly lifted up.

Aiya ya, having a strong woman but a weak man wasn’t that good, so I counterattacked. Taking advantage of the moment Lu Li placed me onto the bed, I reached out and pulled her down. Turning us over so I was on top, I used my hand to stroke her face: “Darling, I love you……”

At first, Lu Li did not respond. I thought she was shy, so I bent over to lightly kiss her forehead , lingering there before moving down. Lightly, heavily, slowly, urgently. By the time I got to her lips, she finally had a little reaction.

I chuckled. Kissing, licking, gnawing, rubbing. Stroking, pinching, kneading, nipping……eighteen of my playful techniques were used one after the other. Using my skills I quickly undressed Lu Li until she was naked. Once both of us were □, my hands caressed her chest and I immediately felt disappointed.

Aiya! I was lied to by this girl. How was this a juicy peach ah, it’s obviously a raisin!

However, I’m a hoodlum with manners, I definitely can’t harm this pretty girl’s heart.

Thus, I lied down to kiss Lu Li’s ear……ah? Her chest doesn’t seem big, but the texture of it is still pretty impressive ah!

Sitting up, I touched them again and they were still raisins……but lying down and rubbing against them, they were juicy peaches……I did this several times, and my originally dizzy head became even more confused.

In the end were they raisins or peaches?

Mixed fruit

I looked doubtfully at Lu Li with my double vision. Lu Li’s face had also become a lot larger, her eyebrows creasing lightly and drenched in sweet-smelling sweat……her hand that was on my back suddenly pulled and everything spun. Lu Li had unexpectedly taken up an active attitude, and pressed down on me.

I like these self-reliant pretty girls!

Being pressed down by men was a tragedy, but being pressed down by a pretty girl was a blessing. Thus, I happily lied down, my head pillowed by my arms, and said to Lu Li in a low voice: “Come on, baby!2

Lu Li got my encouragement and became even more enthusiastic. Leaning over she kissed me……I closed my eyes and really enjoyed it. Just, little sister Lu Li, you should really lose some weight……

Aiya, you’re going to crush me to death! My hands finally could no longer withstand the weight, and I had no choice but to pull my hands out and push Lu Li.

Ah? How did it turn into a raisin again?

Aiya! Now wasn’t the time to think about the raisin and peach problem, rather, Lu Li, you’re too heavy. You’re crushing me to the point that I can’t breathe! I could only remind her in between gasps: “Lighter, lighter, don’t be so excited……oh, oh……don’t bite, don’t bite, wrong, wrong, sit, sit, not like this……oh oh……it won’t go in like this ah!……Ah! Don’t shove……It’s going to break……ah!”

……

The world finally started darkening……I started dreaming again. This time, there was no green snake or a big muskmelon……there was only a boundless sea and an incessantly shaking little boat……

When I opened my eyes again, the inside of the house was still dark. Though I couldn’t see clearly, just going by instinct I knew that someone was lying beside me. I stopped breathing and stretched out my hand, the tips of my fingers slowly moving from the soft, smooth silk fabric to that person’s body.

The first thing I touched was the hand, the palm was warm and a bit dry, the fingers were slender and joints distinct……

This wasn’t Lu Li’s hand!

With a whoosh I immediately sat up on the bed and “looked” at that person in stupefaction.

That person did not move at all, and simply lied there quietly.

Other than the Crown Prince, who could be so calm on the Crown Princess’ bed?

I was still unwilling to give up, and asked with a quivering voice: “You……?”

Qi Sheng did not reply. After a while, he suddenly yelled: “Light a lamp!”

From outside the bed curtain came the sound of soft footsteps. And then it became brighter outside, a rosy light shone through the mosquito net. This time, I saw clearly that the person lying on the bed was truly the Crown Prince Qi Sheng with dishevelled hair.

I was a bit dazed, and didn’t have any reactions.

Qi Sheng slowly sat up, his soft long hair falling down from his shoulders. It covered some of his body’s healthy lines and contours. Looking at him under this dusky light, this brat really did look quite handsome.

But, no matter how f***ing handsome he was he was still a guy ah!

I jumped out of the bed in a fluster. From the pile of clothes beside the bedside I grabbed a pair of pants and put them on. By the time I put them on, I realized that the pants felt both fat and big. F***, these were Qi Sheng’s pants. Your mother! Thus, I nimbly took off the pants and flung them onto the bed, before bending down to find my own clothes.

I actually let a man push me down, I actually pushed down a man, I actually……For a moment, I thought that it might have been better to just die.

I really did not dare to turn my head and look at the Qi Sheng who was still on the bed. I didn’t even finish putting on my belt when I already started rushing out.

The moment I passed the door I collided with Lu Li’s body. That girl was very excited, and used a lot of force to hug me. Sticking her mouth to my ear, she whispered: “Congratulations Crown Princess, congratulations Crown Princess!”

I was hugged like this by Lu Li, struggling to escape, but I couldn’t. I wanted to cry but I had no tears.

Lu Li’s face was red: “Crown Princess, nubi prepared a scented bath, just soak for a while and your body won’t hurt anymore.”

I really wanted to yell at her: Soak my ass ah! My body doesn’t hurt, but my heart does!


1. Our Princess is trying to do a princess carry, LOL.

2. The italicized words were spoken in English.


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28 thoughts on “The Promotion Record of a Crown Princess Chapter 16

  1. Sofia says:

    Hi, there ♥️ a silent reader here (which I believe there are a lot of us ) ,I really want to thank you for working on this one, I love so much and I hope u won’t drop this because it’s a great story (and we reached the good part too 😂 ) so please don’t give up on this one, wishing u the best.

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  2. AbsoluteMeowster says:

    Ahaha, oh lord our poor MC is traumatized! Ah, QS must be insulted… but I don’t care! Hmph, this man is too crafty, he likes another woman yet dares lie in bed with our cute MC, suffer!

    But really our MC really has a memorable night. But, I guess she doesn’t really remember all of it though…

    Thank you so much for the chapter~ I really hope you feel better! Ugh, I feel you, going to lectures and lab when sick is the absolute worst cuz you feel like you can’t skip it but your body physically doesn’t want to do anything. And my school is super competitive and strict too so missing one day is like missing an entire year. Ahhh, drink lots of water with honey or ginger and get better soon!

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  3. Hog says:

    I also used to be asilent reader lol \^u^/ thanks for the chapters!!
    I cant believe they did it, is this for real? I have mixed feelings about this, it just doesnt fell right for me ;/

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  4. Yue says:

    Hi. I am also a silent reader. However, i need to step out now to recognize yourvefforts. Thank you so much for translating every chapters we read. To us readers, you are definitely heaven sent. So thank you. 🙂

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  5. Little Fluffy Ninja Sheep says:

    Oh my, there’s a huge difference between raisins and peaches _(:3」∠)_

    Drink lots of water, hot soup and tea might help and rest a lot!
    Get well soon~

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  6. infinitevoid says:

    Hi there~
    Another silent reader always awaiting your updates 🙂 Pls don’t drop this translation! (Although I get it if you don’t, no pressure okay?) I really love this story that has so much humor it brings a smile to my face. Now stuck at his cliff hanger, I can’t help but wanting more hehe 😏
    Thank you for keeping up with this work. I highly appreciate it!

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  7. humbledaisy1 says:

    Thanks for posting the translation even when you are feeling poorly. School is a bad place to get sick. I wonder just how many people know that this is being translated? I didn’t realize that the drama “Go, Princess, Go” was based on this and just stumbled into reading it. It’s still very funny!

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  8. Otwentyfirst says:

    Please keep translating. The story is a fun one. Thank you.

    On a side note. This is has a drama based on it? Hm… Need to do a search now. Thank you random commenter.

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    • Sakhyu says:

      The drama is called Go Princess Go! It’s a low-budget one that’s mostly crack in my opinion, but the ratings seem pretty good. I hope you enjoy it if you do decide to watch it!

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  9. chensha says:

    pfft Mc wants to go to yuri route but get eaten by Qi Sheng xDD

    Also, i hope 9th Prince ending won’t like the drama, i feel sorry for him ;-;

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  10. Lili~ says:

    Wuwuuwuuuuu novel is truly best !! back during the early chapters I couldn’t wait so I watched the drama but it really couldn’t compare!!
    Hmm hmm! This is truly so gorgeous~ our great big brother(in a big sister’s body) finally shared an intimate night with his husband! Hohoho! I wish you a bountiful harvest from this hard work! Please give us a little bun soon~~
    And thank you so much for translating! Silent Reader here.. I just want to thank you and your team so much for translating this. And I hope you get better! ;; I will always continue to look forward to reading this and seeing this updates always make me happy! So thank youuuuuuu~~~~

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  11. Miya says:

    Silent reader here! I loved this series so much I went ahead and watches Go Princess Go, and while I found the drama hilarious, it really can’t compare to the series. Thank you for your hard work!!! 🙂

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  12. A silent reader says:

    Please don’t stop translating. >begs on knies< silent reader will speak up. Thank you very much for the chapter. It was truely hilarious. Can't wait to read more.

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  13. chibimi says:

    Thank you for chapter 🙂 I also really appreciate you translating this novel, because “Princess Go Go” was so hilarious, but this is even better. I think Qi Sheng would spit up blood, if he knew what she was thinking through this “hot’ night xD

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